Friday, January 26, 2007

kid tested, shane & maude approved

In a benevolent gesture, Shane dazzled our blog with her generous approval during a quest of Joe John's to The Gatekeeper. We are eternally grateful --- so grateful that we're posting a photo of ourselves, dreaming of weather so cold that students will only show their eyes. You'll like this. Seriousilicity.

Aren't we hott? Emo? Clothed? Very Myspace, je pense.

Now, Joe John wouldn't dare make such a bold move, but I would like to (humbly) submit a suggestion for true well-dressed wes fashion, from this grand monsieur of wescelebreality.

The sweater is FROM middletown, even -- how urban trendy can you GET?
(see: TRENDZ: a boutique)

- JJS & Em

party like it's our anniversary.

Date: Friday, January 26th
Venue: Boom boom boom. A room.

Boys were wearing nice things. By nice, I mean that they weren't showing their peens.


Other boys wore hats. Honestly, this photo is cut off, so they may HAVE been showing their peens. Gross. Sluts.


Girls were sitting, luckily with their clothes on. From what I've heard, sitting is REALLY in this season for girls!


Some sassier girls decided to stand! *GASP* Some fashion risks are meant to be taken though, so we'll forgive them. Because they're properly covered.


Pirate gear is SO hot right now!


We might not forgive this girl for standing. Do you SEE her feet? Trendy, but problematic.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

tribute to midge

Here at Well, You're Dressed, Wes we'd like to salute Midge. Why you ask? I mean...have you ever seen Ms. Bennet streaking? I think not. This is why we salute her. She is a role-model for all of us.

-JJS & Em

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

no, seriously.

Send us your pictures. nastyputsomeclotheson (at) yahoo.com

That last post wasn't supposed to be some joke. We just want to see you with your clothes on. So put them on and take some pictures. NOW. Okay? If you don't, I might have to start yanking shit off facebook and pretending you sent it or making self-indulgent posts of myself alone eating a TV dinner...with my clothes on, of course. Oh, and if you're REALLY bad, I'll post those naked pictures you sent us. Naughty!

-JJS

PS: If for some reason you are coming here from anywhere but wesleying, please vote for them as the US News "Best Alternative Media Outlet". Do it. With your clothes on.