Guitar Hero & Gatorade

Date: Friday, February 9th
Venue: Hi-Rise Lounge

Well, You're Dressed, Wes is always at the hottest parties. Sometimes. Occasionally, we're not invited. In any case, I had an awesome time in the hi-rise lounge this Friday. Why? No one was naked. It's that simple.


I am very impressed by the group of young people pictured above. They have managed to ALL cover everything buy their hands and faces. Good work. Plus, I've heard that gatorade was all over the runways at fashion week! Other hot accessories this season are lightswitches and Pi!


From what we've heard, this girl supports nudity! She seemed like such a nice girl...

I am now judging her.
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OK. I'm done.

- JJS & Em

party like it's our anniversary.

Date: Friday, January 26th
Venue: Boom boom boom. A room.

Boys were wearing nice things. By nice, I mean that they weren't showing their peens.


Other boys wore hats. Honestly, this photo is cut off, so they may HAVE been showing their peens. Gross. Sluts.


Girls were sitting, luckily with their clothes on. From what I've heard, sitting is REALLY in this season for girls!


Some sassier girls decided to stand! *GASP* Some fashion risks are meant to be taken though, so we'll forgive them. Because they're properly covered.


Pirate gear is SO hot right now!


We might not forgive this girl for standing. Do you SEE her feet? Trendy, but problematic.

tribute to midge

Here at Well, You're Dressed, Wes we'd like to salute Midge. Why you ask? I mean...have you ever seen Ms. Bennet streaking? I think not. This is why we salute her. She is a role-model for all of us.

-JJS & Em

Hola?

Tonight I am sitting in my room alone listening to Fantasia Barrino while creating this blog. Eventually, Em will join this blog and together we will head out to parties to find the first clothed Wesleyan students to be featured in Well, You're Dressed, Wes. Frivolous? Yeah, I guess so. Mean spirited? Sometimes, if you are a nudist. Well-written? Probs not. We do not discriminate between the "tribes," provided they keep their damn clothing on. Most likely, we'll post a lot of pictures of our friends, but only because our mothers told us to stay away from strangers. Stay tuned. Cheers! -Joe John & Emily (JJS with the pink, pink skip-it; Em in the exquisite, flapperlicious accoutrements)