party like it's our anniversary.

Date: Friday, January 26th
Venue: Boom boom boom. A room.

Boys were wearing nice things. By nice, I mean that they weren't showing their peens.


Other boys wore hats. Honestly, this photo is cut off, so they may HAVE been showing their peens. Gross. Sluts.


Girls were sitting, luckily with their clothes on. From what I've heard, sitting is REALLY in this season for girls!


Some sassier girls decided to stand! *GASP* Some fashion risks are meant to be taken though, so we'll forgive them. Because they're properly covered.


Pirate gear is SO hot right now!


We might not forgive this girl for standing. Do you SEE her feet? Trendy, but problematic.

Friday Night in Juniorville

Date: December 15, 2006
Venue: Lo-Rise

In the beginning, God made man. Then Gelman had them naked by the end of this song. I guess we can forgive, but only because he dressed. In elegant Channukah attire which is *so* "in" this holiday season, might we add.

Here at Well, You're Dressed, Wes, we like to see you covered. In hoods. We salute you hood boy. You are a true soldier of fashion.

Outside of Lo-Rise, two male-identified youths sported hats, sweaters, and a bountiful amount of waist-touching. We do not endorse the exposure of your midriff, but we admire the bold fashion-forward sensibility.

Despite the unseasonably warm weather, Wesleyan has been doing an astounding job at keeping clothed and covered! Keep up the good work Cardinals!

Until the next installment,
Em & JJS