kid tested, shane & maude approved

In a benevolent gesture, Shane dazzled our blog with her generous approval during a quest of Joe John's to The Gatekeeper. We are eternally grateful --- so grateful that we're posting a photo of ourselves, dreaming of weather so cold that students will only show their eyes. You'll like this. Seriousilicity.

Aren't we hott? Emo? Clothed? Very Myspace, je pense.

Now, Joe John wouldn't dare make such a bold move, but I would like to (humbly) submit a suggestion for true well-dressed wes fashion, from this grand monsieur of wescelebreality.

The sweater is FROM middletown, even -- how urban trendy can you GET?
(see: TRENDZ: a boutique)

- JJS & Em

party like it's our anniversary.

Date: Friday, January 26th
Venue: Boom boom boom. A room.

Boys were wearing nice things. By nice, I mean that they weren't showing their peens.


Other boys wore hats. Honestly, this photo is cut off, so they may HAVE been showing their peens. Gross. Sluts.


Girls were sitting, luckily with their clothes on. From what I've heard, sitting is REALLY in this season for girls!


Some sassier girls decided to stand! *GASP* Some fashion risks are meant to be taken though, so we'll forgive them. Because they're properly covered.


Pirate gear is SO hot right now!


We might not forgive this girl for standing. Do you SEE her feet? Trendy, but problematic.

tribute to midge

Here at Well, You're Dressed, Wes we'd like to salute Midge. Why you ask? I mean...have you ever seen Ms. Bennet streaking? I think not. This is why we salute her. She is a role-model for all of us.

-JJS & Em

no, seriously.

Send us your pictures. nastyputsomeclotheson (at) yahoo.com

That last post wasn't supposed to be some joke. We just want to see you with your clothes on. So put them on and take some pictures. NOW. Okay? If you don't, I might have to start yanking shit off facebook and pretending you sent it or making self-indulgent posts of myself alone eating a TV dinner...with my clothes on, of course. Oh, and if you're REALLY bad, I'll post those naked pictures you sent us. Naughty!

-JJS

PS: If for some reason you are coming here from anywhere but wesleying, please vote for them as the US News "Best Alternative Media Outlet". Do it. With your clothes on.

Well, You're Dressed Wes Does Winter Break

We all know that winter break means naked; from sitting on your computer in your underwear reading this blog to getting too drunk on new year's eve to actually having time to shower.  Evil is in the air. So, since we can't bear to think about you without your clothes on, here's our proposition:

NASTY, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!

No, seriously.  Do it.  Then...

SEND US YOUR PICTURES!

You heard it, the ball is in your court...But we don't want to see your balls, so have a friend take a picture of you looking fabulously covered and send it to NastyPutSomeClothesOn (at) yahoo.com. We will then publish it on the site.

*Please, individual shots only

*Include your name and Wesleyan class year.  We won't publish this, but we'll use it to facebook you and make sure "nudity" isn't one of your interests.

*Give a little description of the clothes you are wearing, the virtues of being clothed, the occasion for wearing them, the location of wearing them, what your mother is wearing, etc.

That's it. Have fun with it, but not any naked fun.  That is forbidden.  We can't wait to see your pictures!  Teehee.

(closing remarks in French...or is that Fritalian???) 

-JJS & Em

Saturday Afternoon

Date: December 16, 2006
Venue: Einhorn's Hi-Rise

This salad is not dressed. SHAME.

...BUT this salad-maker is! Congratulations, but you should work on that salad, bud.See you tonight!
-JJS & Em

Friday Night in Juniorville

Date: December 15, 2006
Venue: Lo-Rise

In the beginning, God made man. Then Gelman had them naked by the end of this song. I guess we can forgive, but only because he dressed. In elegant Channukah attire which is *so* "in" this holiday season, might we add.

Here at Well, You're Dressed, Wes, we like to see you covered. In hoods. We salute you hood boy. You are a true soldier of fashion.

Outside of Lo-Rise, two male-identified youths sported hats, sweaters, and a bountiful amount of waist-touching. We do not endorse the exposure of your midriff, but we admire the bold fashion-forward sensibility.

Despite the unseasonably warm weather, Wesleyan has been doing an astounding job at keeping clothed and covered! Keep up the good work Cardinals!

Until the next installment,
Em & JJS