Well, You're Dressed Wes Does Winter Break

We all know that winter break means naked; from sitting on your computer in your underwear reading this blog to getting too drunk on new year's eve to actually having time to shower.  Evil is in the air. So, since we can't bear to think about you without your clothes on, here's our proposition:

NASTY, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!

No, seriously.  Do it.  Then...

SEND US YOUR PICTURES!

You heard it, the ball is in your court...But we don't want to see your balls, so have a friend take a picture of you looking fabulously covered and send it to NastyPutSomeClothesOn (at) yahoo.com. We will then publish it on the site.

*Please, individual shots only

*Include your name and Wesleyan class year.  We won't publish this, but we'll use it to facebook you and make sure "nudity" isn't one of your interests.

*Give a little description of the clothes you are wearing, the virtues of being clothed, the occasion for wearing them, the location of wearing them, what your mother is wearing, etc.

That's it. Have fun with it, but not any naked fun.  That is forbidden.  We can't wait to see your pictures!  Teehee.

(closing remarks in French...or is that Fritalian???) 

-JJS & Em

Saturday Afternoon

Date: December 16, 2006
Venue: Einhorn's Hi-Rise

This salad is not dressed. SHAME.

...BUT this salad-maker is! Congratulations, but you should work on that salad, bud.See you tonight!
-JJS & Em

Friday Night in Juniorville

Date: December 15, 2006
Venue: Lo-Rise

In the beginning, God made man. Then Gelman had them naked by the end of this song. I guess we can forgive, but only because he dressed. In elegant Channukah attire which is *so* "in" this holiday season, might we add.

Here at Well, You're Dressed, Wes, we like to see you covered. In hoods. We salute you hood boy. You are a true soldier of fashion.

Outside of Lo-Rise, two male-identified youths sported hats, sweaters, and a bountiful amount of waist-touching. We do not endorse the exposure of your midriff, but we admire the bold fashion-forward sensibility.

Despite the unseasonably warm weather, Wesleyan has been doing an astounding job at keeping clothed and covered! Keep up the good work Cardinals!

Until the next installment,
Em & JJS

The Enemy

Date: Various
Venue: Olin and Andrus Field
(Please do not support the enemy by clicking these photos to see a larger view. We will judge you.)

Gelman:
A junior that some refer to as Gelman organized this gathering of partially-clothed heathens. Where are the slacks on these youths? Their shirts? We are appalled.


WestCo:
GASP! We have been notified by sources that these are natives from a secret anti-clothing society known as WestCo. We are horrified by their lack of undergarments and can type no longer as a result of this.

-Em & JJS

Hola?

Tonight I am sitting in my room alone listening to Fantasia Barrino while creating this blog. Eventually, Em will join this blog and together we will head out to parties to find the first clothed Wesleyan students to be featured in Well, You're Dressed, Wes. Frivolous? Yeah, I guess so. Mean spirited? Sometimes, if you are a nudist. Well-written? Probs not. We do not discriminate between the "tribes," provided they keep their damn clothing on. Most likely, we'll post a lot of pictures of our friends, but only because our mothers told us to stay away from strangers. Stay tuned. Cheers! -Joe John & Emily (JJS with the pink, pink skip-it; Em in the exquisite, flapperlicious accoutrements)