Saturday Night

Date: Saturday, February 3rd
Venue: Warren St.

History was made this Saturday. I'm talking some Marie Antoinette shit.

For the first time since this blog was created, I arrived at the same party as Shane & Maude of Well Dressed Wes. They were on the prowl for high fashion, I was on the prowl for clothing. On bodies. You'd think our goals would not clash.

Well, your thoughts are wrong. What started as a friendly rivalry, became WAR. Shane approached me with a challenge to create a "Weekly Midge" series. Maude stood silently. I could only guess that she was judging me inside of her head. In French.

Then it got worse. I recognized a trend that the two lovely ladies looked over-- girls dancing with their clothes on. They were everywhere! Dancing! But more importantly, clothed! I took this picture first...


Seconds after the photo was taken, the subject says to me, "Oh, I got my picture taken for Well Dressed Wes too!" ....OH NO SHE DIDN'T! Maude's silence wasn't judgment. It was mind-reading. They knew who I was going to take photos of before I could start. I had to switch up my routine, so I looked for a new trend.

HATS!

Moments later, I found out that Maude was one step ahead of me on this one. The two fashion villains had photographed this young woman as well! I didn't think there would be so many overlaps in fashion and clothed-ness.

I knew what I had to do...so I did it.


As I had speculated, the flash of my camera was able to erase Maude's mind-reading skills. It's sort of like Men in Black, but...uh...different. You can see the fear in Shane's face as she realizes that their plan has been ruined. Maude remains fabulous, as she did not realize I was stealing her powers.

With that said, catching these two off guard made me realize something-- Dancing while clothed with possession of a vagina is not only cool because I said so, it's...FASHIONABLE! Knowing this, I continued on my mission to document dancing girls...


"The arm" seemed to be very popular that night. This dance is very scandalous! It involves young women shaking and swinging their scantily clad arms! Luckily, they covered most other parts.


Here, a young woman attempts a more conservative take on "the arm". It is called "the hand". I find this dance much more attractive. If she happened to be wearing gloves, I might have proposed!


Other girls tried to cover up in new ways. While they were dancing, these modest ladies covered their faces with hair!


In these two photos, it is more important to look into the background. Do you see what is going on? Are you outraged? As these girls dance, they are in the presence of *GASP* making out and gyrating! Both of these are gateway activities to SEX...which involves NUDITY! And you know how we feel about that...


Here, a girl dances with a girl in a hat! That reminds me...hats were still in that night, as a great way to cover up the head.


There was one trend that night which Shane and Maude completely overlooked-- PEENS! Obviously, they are only cool if they're behind fabric.


If I remember correctly, these boys were wearing pants. The rest of these boys DEFINITELY were!


This last boy is showing an inappropriate amount of chest for Well, You're Dressed, Wes. Luckily, he was able to keep his peen in his pants. Therefore, we'll forgive him...this time.

In closing, I would like to share my favorite photo of the night. Below you will see a young woman who is super-dressed for Wes! Seriousilicicty!


Keeping it clothed,
JJ & Em